I know this is weird to say this considering it's October and it hardly ever rains here this time of year. Wait... it hardly ever rains at any time of year. Anyway, I just want to say this because after today I'm sure people really do not understand one of the major things you need to take into account when using an umbrella.

People (deep, calming breath)... if you own one of those mega-big umbrellas with the metal point that's so dangerous they wouldn't let you get on a plane with it, be careful how you carry it!

Was almost impailed by a completely inconsiderate woman today, who was carrying her 'weapon' tucked under her arm so the spike almost stabbed everyone who was in a one metre radius of her.

I mean, for feck's sake.